why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
I came downstairs and thought my dog’s leg had fallen off or something
“guess what”
“what”
“no you have to guess”
living the dream
I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy potatoes.
