blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

aplacetolovedogs:

A new dog-friendly device has hit the streets of Istanbul. A Turkish company called Pugedon, has come up with an idea which aims to increase recycling while providing stray dogs with food and water. Every time a bottle is recycled, a fixed amount of dog food is dispensed.

There are over 150,000 stray dogs and cats living in the city and the machines are a step forward in tackling two major issues; recycling, and the feeding of stray animals.

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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tastefullyoffensive:

The magic of Photoshop. [via]

nubbsgalore:

male mouthbrooding jawfish — such as the mottled (seen in the third photo with spikes on the side of its head from a fireworm attack), the yellowhead, the banded, and the cardinalfish seen here —  use their mouths to protect their eggs until the fry hatch. 

mouthbrooding fish are able to produce smaller numbers of offspring with a higher chance of survival than species that offer no broodcare. the males, however, are not able to eat during this period of incubation (which can last anywhere from one to three weeks), but will open their mouths, spitting the eggs out and then sucking them back in to keep them clean and aerated. 

photos by (click pic) nicolas terryshigeru harazaki, steven kovacs, keri wilk, michael patrick oneilll and marcello di francesco 

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me:  Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me:  Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me:  Wow idk that's a lot of money

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.